:: my life 4 hire ::

I know it’s Monday again. I hope everyone had a nice weekend and it’s the hardest day of the week. Everyone starts working again. Stucked in traffic jams and everything. You have to get your lazy ass back to the office and ready to finish all pending assignments or risk the wrath of your boss. Better make your boss happy before your pay is cut or delayed during the festive seasons.

To start your day in the optimum condition, let me share some jokes to brighten your day. Some of this are quite dirty, don’t read this if you can easily be offended !

Joke 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Joke 2

First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said,
‘Give me all your money, or you’ll be GEOGRAPHY!’
The cashier laughed and said, ‘You mean to say ‘HISTORY.’
The robber answered, ‘Don’t change the subject.’

Joke 3

Louise went into her bank to cash a cheque.  She looked so hesitant that the cashier went to help her.
‘Please sign the back of the cheque, ‘the teller told her, ‘as you’d sign a letter.
Louise looked extremely grateful, scribbled on the cheque and passed it back to the cashier.
Signed on the back was: ‘Yours affectionately, Louise.’

Joke 4

After the Americans went to the Moon, Paddy and Seamus announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun.
Murphy objected. ‘If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!’
‘What do you think we are, stupid?” Seamus replied. ‘We’ll send our man at night!’

Joke 5

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, ‘Ma’ am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.’
The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!’ She asks the doctor, ‘Well, what’s the girl’s name?’ Denise.’
‘Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?’
‘Denephew.’

Joke 6

Ceritanya cam ni,
Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan sambilmelihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek.hari dah nak masuk magrib, dia menjadi semakin resah. Dah lah jalan tusempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.
Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan. Dah lahtak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.. laju pulak tu.. macam pelesit.Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit ” Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii……. Slowsikit…..”
Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi, penunggang motosikal tu punmenjerit balas .. “Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, Pu**mak kau!!!”..”Bagerooo…”sedap jer cakap babi….”
Selang beberapa saat.. tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat….Perempuan tadi berlari kearah bunyi dentuman tersebut..Apabila sampai ke sana, kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semakmanakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.
Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah dilanggar oleh perempuantadi.
Moral of the Story : Hoi babi!!!!!!!! slow skit!!!! tu bukanya marah…tapi nak bagi tau jer….yang ada babi tergolek kat depan….hehehehehehe

Joke 7

seorang pakcik tersilap masuk toilet..termasuk kt dlm toilet wanita..wanita2 yg ada kt dalam tandas semuanya menjerit ‘NI UNTUK PEREMPUAN JE PAKCIK’..Pakcik tu selamba je turunkan seluarnya sambil berkata ‘NI PON UNTUK POMPUAN JUGAK’…hehehe

There you go. Seven jokes to start your day !!

By the way, Negaraku! is planning to do a get together for “buka Puasa”. Go check out this post and I’ll be posting more updates on it soon ! So stay tuned !

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It’s been a while since the last post but I’m still here. Callister is having some problem with her laptop and sent it for repair, luckily it’s still under warranty so no money going out there (hopefully). At the mean time, I did some major overhaul on the theme for Callister, you can check it out and comment on how you like the theme and ease of navigation. Still needs some minor tweaking but basically, everything is almost there.

I also put up a new blog just for email forwards that I would love to share with you guys. Maybe we can have laughs once in a while. Check it out at www.berceloteh.com and I got a forum up and running too but I haven’t had the time to manage it yet. Currently I’m busy dealing with Sembang Komputer’s forum but you can check the forum here at forum.berceloteh.com.

Back to the main post, I know a lot of the guys out there use Windows, probably Windows XP and some have upgrade to Windows Vista. I never use Vista because I don’t really like the idea of having Vista in the first place.

Anyway, let’s cut the crap and I know you guys have some problems with Windows once in a while, and it’s impossible to list down all of the common errors in this entry. Well, at least let me share something that is quite annoying that happened from time to time on my Windows XP laptop.

Sometimes when you cut and paste some folders, you will get an error in the end like this one:

I know it’s frustrating to have this kind of errors. Let’s say we move a folder named Folder X from location A to location B. The progress bar is ticking slowly and finally all the files in Folder X has been transferred to
location B but you got this message in the end. Although you check the folder X in location A, the folder is empty but you still can’t delete it with the same error.

What you can do is download the Unlocker program here. Install the program and it should automatically add the program shortcut in the Windows explorer. The next time you encounter this kind of problem, just simply right click on the folder and select Unlocker as the picture below.

And it should prompt another box that should look like this:

Please click the picture if you want to have a closer look. At the bottom left, you should see a list of actions that you can select. In this case, I selected “delete” and I just click “Unlock All”. Unlocker will remove any Windows program associated with the folder and delete it for you. You should received a notification that shows the operation is successful such as this:

And that’s it, you’re annoying Windows error is gone. In case you’re wondering if Unlocker can be used for other types of errors, here’s a list of errors you might encounter.

• Cannot delete file: Access is denied

• There has been a sharing violation.

• The source or destination file may be in use.

• The file is in use by another program or user.

• Make sure the disk is not full or write-protected and that the file is not currently in use.

And I just read Noktah Hitam latest’s post on signing an online petition for Spinal Muscular Atrophy (or SMA for short). You can join and sign the online petition here.

I’ve done my fair share of the petition, so why wait? Maybe this could here our next generation? Why bother about world health if our children and our descendants can’t live in the healthy world healthily ??

1. What is the most important thing in your life? - The people that I love

2. What is the last thing that you bought with your own money? - Food for break fast

3. Where do you wish to get married? - Preferably in a mosque or wherever suitable

4. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love? - Forever !!

5. Are you in love? - Yes, definitely

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner? - Kedai Murni

7. Name the latest book that you bought? - Johan Bola Sepak episod 4

8. What is your full name? - Secret!! I’ll tell when I think it’s appropiate

9. Do you prefer your mother or father? - My mom !!

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time. - Kurt Cobain

11. Christina or Britney? - Derek Barry..LOL

12. Do you do your own laundry? - Nope

13. The most exciting place you want to go? - nothing specific at the moment, anywhere outside Malaysia will do

14. Hugs or kisses? -Depends

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you. - his name Faisal Amirul, owner of megat.net, someone commited to blogging, married, having health issues at the moment (hopefully you’ll recover soon !)

16. 8 things I am passionate about - my love, my life, my work, money, spending time with my loved ones, my blog, comics,arsenal FC

17. 8 things I say too often - Please read the rest of my entries in the blog

18. 8 books I’ve read recently - I don’t read any books in particular, can’t remember my last book except for Johan Bola Sepak

19. 8 songs I could listen to over and over again - Songs from Jikustik, Element mostly and other songs that sing to my tune.

20. 8 things I learned last year - Too many things to list.

21. 8 people to tag - I want to dedicate my revenge TAG to melbie, pemikir ekstrem, n.o.n.o, erni suhana, noktah hitam, bongkersz,